blueivysus: ‘Beyonce covered Sex On Fire at glastonbury right?’ ‘She made the song a lot better. She made me masturbate to my own song.” - Caleb Followill (from Kings of Leon)
The best thing you can possibly do with your life is to tackle the motherfucking...– Dear Sugar (via creatingaquietmind)
roses are red violets are blue obama is awesome and doesn’t deserve the shit he’s given on a daily basis because at least he’s trying to better the country and i’d say that after 8 years of being ruled by a dumb as fuck president, there is a lot to fix and most of it can’t be fixed overnight and if you actually think he was going to fix it within four years, then you need to sit down and think...
If a woman writes about herself, she’s a narcissist. If a man does the same,...– (via thruflowheater) (via discosherpa, meredithbklyn) (via lovecanleavetheroom) (via devotchkax) (via dionthesocialist)
Pro-lifer: Would you have wanted to be aborted
youjustwaitandsee: i dont think i can ever get married like im so serious we’d be on our honeymoon and id be like youre kind of annoying i think its time you left
ronald-mcfucking-donald: Can you holla with all the voices of the mountain? Can you be gettin crunk with all the colors of the wind?
doctorharleyquinn: ohgermanlove: good things about autumn the leaves change color feeling rain seeing rain hearing rain cloudy skies cardigans hats big sweaters daily cups of tea baths that last hours halloween the way everything smells pumpkin patches literally everything THE FACT THAT YOU CAN GO OUTSIDE WITHOUT FEELING LIKE YOU STEPPED INTO SATAN’S ASSHOLE MAYBE
2thpaste: i wish people were like dogs cause dogs are so happy and carefree and they may get upset for like 2.5 seconds but then they bounce right back and love you so much
I hated school, I hated school. And I didn’t realize why. I thought I was…I was,...– Andrew Garfield (via bodyfluids)